Double funerals, cooking crabs and swallowing a can of Coke.
Maya Angelou, mayonnaise and Betty White's tits.
Supermarket showdowns, cosmetic comedy and the joy of pigging out alone.
Fat camp, Chi-zza and three-ways on crack.
Monique, gay love twins and the high fashion burka.
Weekly goals, Pringles & kale tasting pussy.
Aziz Ansari, lacey swiss, meditation & Trump’s shithole.
Eating extra skin, ISIS and Phil Pill overdose.
Jewish mothers, the taste of semen and throat eating.
Sneak eating, milk with dinner and Trump's worm lips.
Abe Vigoda naked, eating condiments and turkey penis.
Pussy acupuncture, Hasidic curling tips and Bukkake.
Sarah Huckabee’s eyebrows, Spinach Dip and the anus of Mike Pence.
Eating to numb, binding feet, and ass pooping GIFs.
Artichoke ravioli, plus-sized floral prints, and Grindr addicts.
Eating for Nuclear War, Vagina Change Purses and Human Flesh Omelettes.
Judy Gold on brisket, weed and aides.
Underwear Raffles, sweaty man boobs and Debbie Gibson.
Jockstraps, dead psychics and getting your can stabbed.
Come see the first LIVE recording of Fat Pig on September 19th, 8:30 PM @ The Fat Black Pussy Cat!!! There is a $12 cover, 2 item minimum for this show. To purchase tickets, visit http://www.comedycellar.com/.
Chin straps, gallbladders and the special needs wrapper.
Come see the first LIVE recording of Fat Pig on September 19th @ 8:30 PM!!! There is a $12 cover, 2 item minimum for this show. To purchase tickets, visit http://www.comedycellar.com/.
With guest co-host Matteo Lane. Liza Minnelli, The Cure for Blindness, and Crotchless Fashions for Muslim Women.
Theater Fags, Guidos and Elizabeth Taylor drinking Jack Daniels.